My Conversations

Nick: Oh my god I need to poop..
Me: THEN GO POOP?!?
Nick: I don’t like HAVE to. It’s just kinda there you know? It’s not like “Hi I’m poop!”.
Me: Oh my god Nick…..
*couple seconds later*
Nick:… ssooo ima go poop, cause you know it’s like “Hi I’m poop!” now.
Me: GO POOP.

gotmeupallnighttho:

i would appreciate it if you would run your hands down my sides and up my shirt while you kiss me against a wall, and kiss and bite my neck while i pull you in closer kay thanks bye

fitspocouture:

elizabeths-curves:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

i know. i was like what too, but i read it all you have to too. ha!

we should be thankful to God for gifting us with what fits our daily benefits in order to survive. Let’s all take a moment and appreciate all god’s precious gifts. 

Entitled
Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist: Why?
Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist: And?
Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist: Touche

yuung-mami:

sad..but I’ll get over it

julialost:

Fanfictions with OC be like : 

"I was rather ordinary, not really pretty, with my heart shaped face, full lips, long eyelashes with auburn curled hair going down to my hips and my mismatched eyes, one gold one silver"

chilenas-suicidas:

Quedan 3 dias para el estreno del nuevo set de Navi, atentos!

Normally I don’t reblog nudes, but dear Lord this woman is so damn hot O.o

chilenas-suicidas:

Quedan 3 dias para el estreno del nuevo set de Navi, atentos!

Normally I don’t reblog nudes, but dear Lord this woman is so damn hot O.o

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

methhomework:

waka with a flocka pigeons

methhomework:

waka with a flocka pigeons

whatfulllipsyouhave:

hatsumiyo-momichi:

when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like

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I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.

lameust:

dw:

When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you